Humor In The Church

Proverbs 17:22  King James Version (KJV)

22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.


Sleeping in Church

“How late do you usually sleep on Sunday morning?”

“It all depends.”

“Depends on what?”

“The length of the sermon.”


Jack:  Do you know Pete Wilson?

Mack:  I sure do.  We slept in the same church pew for over fifteen years.


“Did you hear Robinson snoring in church this morning?  It was simply awful.”

“Yes, I did-he woke me up.”


As they were leaving church one Sunday, a man confided to his friend he was suffering from insomnia.  The friend asserted he had no trouble getting to sleep.

“Really?”  he inquired.  “Do you count sheep?”

“No,” was the retort.  “I talk to the Shepherd.”


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